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World's Leading Economists Confirm: Potato-Based Economy Is The Future
WASHINGTON D.C. – Leading economists from around the world gathered at the annual Potatonomics Summit, held in Washington, D.C., to confirm that the …
Astronauts Discover Moon Cheese, Revolutionizing the Dairy Industry
HOUSTON – In a groundbreaking discovery, astronauts aboard the latest lunar mission have found conclusive evidence of moon cheese, confirming …
Crypto Industry Revolutionizes World Economy With 'Proof of Laughter' Protocol
NEW YORK - The world of cryptocurrency has yet again shown its capacity for innovation, this time with a revolutionary new protocol: Proof of Laughter …
Experts Warn of Global Warming's Impact on Climate Change, Ice Cream Melt Rates
GENEVA – Scientists have gathered at the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Geneva to discuss the devastating effects of global warming, …
Rationalists Develop Logicore, a Binary Language, Pushing the Bounds of Communication Efficiency
PALO ALTO – A group of highly rationalist thinkers from Silicon Valley has developed a new binary language called “Logicore,” which they …
Researchers Declare Super-Sized Machines Bigger Than Humans an Impossibility, Disappointing Giant Robot Enthusiasts
BOSTON – In a development that has dashed the hopes of giant robot aficionados worldwide, researchers from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology …
U.S. Government Announces $1.7 Trillion National Clown College Bailout, Critics Say It's No Laughing Matter
WASHINGTON D.C. – In an unprecedented move to boost morale and stimulate the economy, the U.S. government announced a massive $1.7 trillion bailout …
World Health Organization Announces New Exercise Guidelines, Including Bungee Jumping for Seniors
GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has released its updated Global Recommendations on Physical Activity for Health, urging individuals of …